I love commas, long walks on the beach (no, really, I do), my dog Louie, my husband Rick, and writing. My turn offs include drunken rednecks, dryer lint, and paying rent.
I am a 25 year old wannabe writer, working towards a more creative life, bitching the whole way about various things including, but not limited to: my job, my ass, long walks to help eliminate my ass, housework, and the lie of women's liberation. I might piss you off, but that doesn't mean I don't like you. I love the double negative. What did I just say? I don't even know!
I make no promises about grammar.
